This morning I had a few errands to run including my least favorite: going to Wal-Mart. Luckily I was there early enough where it wasn’t too annoying. No one was blocking the aisles. The people hadn’t achieved maximum grossness yet (nope, I guess the clinicallix set doesn’t roll out of bed until well after 10). And I was able to get the things on my list and breeze out the door because (shocker!) a clerk actually called me over to her empty register. It was like bizarro Wal-Mart or something. It’s the little things, you know?